BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.3.5//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:619@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260506T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260506T230000 DTSTAMP:20260511T053541Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1581/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1581 - Modbury Long Stay Car Park DESCRIPTION:On Down is at the White Hart\n \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to LACTASTER\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\nHash 1581 - MODBURY\n After a long day of fencing on the farm it was nice to be out hashing in Modbury [Ed. yes\, I imagine a little jaunt around the hills of Modbury c ame as a welcome reprieve from all that parrying... 🤺]\, which was laid by the heroes\, Undercovers and Nokkers [Ed. heroes indeed 🦸‍♀️ 🦸‍♂️👏]\, who kindly stepped in to lay the hash at short notice after the original hares cancelled (and no I’m not going to name them!) .\n\nWe set off on what was to be a fast hash around Modbury\, passing thr ough fields of sheep and lambs\, where Lowt'arse was seen disturbing the l ambs\, sending them scattering across the field. [Ed. evidently\, the ment ion of sheep-bothering at Circle Up had planted a seed...]\n\nBad Cock an d Keeps Tripping ignored the direction of the hare and a massive arrow in the road [Ed. easily done...😆] and had to be called back. I don’t kn ow if this was down to them enjoying the hash so much\, or their inability to multitask (i.e. run and follow clear directions!).\n\nDirty Bum Bum to ok lots of photos on the hash\, except that the photos followed the theme of “Where’s the hasher?” as lots of hashers were dressed in yellow a nd there were lots of fields of OSR in full flower [Ed. ref. photo\, below \, feat. Boaty (no\, really) doing his best to make-like-a-biodiesel-crop] .\n\nIt is claimed that Good Shag\, Hot Pants &\; She’s Ready were t he only people to follow the correct route for the Longs\, but I’m not s ure that this is strictly true... However\, the same can’t be said for R usty Bottom\, Filth\, Squashed Balls &\; Dragon\, who intended to do th e Walk and ended up doing nearly 4 miles as they got VERY lost [Ed. top ef fort!]. They ended up dicing with death and walking over a mile down the A 379. Squashed Balls tried to flag them a lift by showing some leg\, but th is made the drivers speed off in a hurry [Ed. honestly\, some people have no compassion these days...Those poor motorists! 😘].\n\nDue to Rusty Bo ttom getting really lost\, Lactaster had a bit of a wait to get into her c ar as Rusty Bottom had gone off with her car key\; after some very speedy getting-changed\, in the pub Rizzo remarked on how quick Lactaster can get changed (well what can I say! [Ed. I think probably best to keep that a c losely-guarded Lactaster secret 😉🤐]).\n\nLady Godiva didn’t get c hanged after the hash very quickly as she had shut herself in the car forg etting that the child locks were on: in a frenzied panic\, she had to ban g on the window for someone to rescue her [Ed. a tragic example of techno logy (let's call it that...) standing between a hasher and their sweet pu b-based reward].\n\nOn downs were awarded to:\n● Undercovers &\; Nok kers - Hares\n● Bad Cock - Inability to follow clear directions\n● Dir ty Bum Bum - birthday &\; photos\n● ET - returning hasher\n● Jyde - nominated?\nOn on to KINGSBRIDGE\n\n\nPhoto credit: Dirty Bum Bum\n\n🏃  📸 🍻   You can see a few more photos from the hash of mysteriou sly uniform length (whether you opted for the Long\, Medium\, Short optio n!) on 6th May by checking out the 1581 photo album 🏃 📸 🍻\n 👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1582 -  13t h May 2026\nKINGSBRIDGE\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside The Creeks End Inn\, Sq uares Quay\, Kingsbridge\, TQ7 1HN\nHttps://what3words.com/flames.craziest .costly\nON DOWN:\nInside The Creeks End Inn\, Squares Quay\, Kingsbridge\ , TQ7 1HN\nHare: Lactaster\n\n👣\nFor more info\, please see the Hash 1582 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 13th May\, 2026) to the Hash 1582 photo alb um  on SH4's Facebook page.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at KING SBRIDGE on 13th May\, please submit your edition of The Words to theword s@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (17th May\, 2026) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n \ n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone numb er: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base c amp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rust y Bottom before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled  checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\ , Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with Rusty once you 're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow you r love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sti cker!\n\n\n \n \nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\ , anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you c an afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member o f the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n___________ __________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - On Down is at the White Hart\n&nb sp\;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to LACTASTER \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣   🌟\nHash 1581 - MODBURY\nAfter a long day of fencing on the farm it was nice to be out hashing in Modbury [Ed. yes\, I imagine a little jaunt around the hills of Modbury came as a welcome reprieve from all that par rying... 🤺]\, which was laid by the heroes\, Undercovers and Nokkers [ Ed. heroes indeed 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️👏]\, who kindly stepped in to lay the hash at short notice after the original hares cancelled (and no I’m not going to name them!).\n\nWe set off on what was to be a fast ha sh around Modbury\, passing through fields of sheep and lambs\, where Lowt 'arse was seen disturbing the lambs\, sending them scattering across the f ield. [Ed. evidently\, the mention of sheep-bothering at Circle Up had pla nted a seed...]\n\nBad Cock and Keeps Tripping ignored the direction of t he hare and a massive arrow in the road [Ed. easily done...😆] and had t o be called back. I don’t know if this was down to them enjoying the ha sh so much\, or their inability to multitask (i.e. run and follow clear di rections!).\n\nDirty Bum Bum took lots of photos on the hash\, except that the photos followed the theme of “Where’s the hasher?” as lots of h ashers were dressed in yellow and there were lots of fields of OSR in full flower [Ed. ref. photo\, below\, feat. Boaty (no\, really) doing his best to make-like-a-biodiesel-crop] .\n\nIt is claimed that Good Shag\, Hot Pa nts &\; She’s Ready were the only people to follow the correct route for the Longs\, but I’m not sure that this is strictly true... However\, the same can’t be said for Rusty Bottom\, Filth\, Squashed Balls &\; Dragon\, who intended to do the Walk and ended up doing nearly 4 miles as they got VERY lost [Ed. top effort!]. They ended up dicing with death and walking over a mile down the A379. Squashed Balls tried to flag them a li ft by showing some leg\, but this made the drivers speed off in a hurry [E d. honestly\, some people have no compassion these days...Those poor motor ists! 😘].\n\nDue to Rusty Bottom getting really lost\, Lactaster had a bit of a wait to get into her car as Rusty Bottom had gone off with her ca r key\; after some very speedy getting-changed\, in the pub Rizzo remarked on how quick Lactaster can get changed (well what can I say! [Ed. I think probably best to keep that a closely-guarded Lactaster secret 😉🤐]) .\n\nLady Godiva didn’t get changed after the hash very quickly as she h ad shut herself in the car forgetting that the child locks were on: in a frenzied panic\, she had to bang on the window for someone to rescue her [ Ed. a tragic example of technology (let's call it that...) standing betwe en a hasher and their sweet pub-based reward].\n\nOn downs were awarded to:\n● Undercovers &\; Nokkers - Hares\n● Bad Cock - Inability to f ollow clear directions\n● Dirty Bum Bum - birthday &\; photos\n● ET - returning hasher\n● Jyde - nominated?\nOn on to KINGSBRIDGE\n\n\nPhot o credit: Dirty Bum Bum\n\n🏃 📸 🍻   You can see a few more pho tos from the hash of mysteriously uniform length (whether you opted for t he Long\, Medium\, Short option!) on 6th May by checking out the 1581 p hoto album 🏃 📸 🍻\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext SH4 Hash  🐷👣: \nHASH 1582 -  13th May 2026\nKINGSBRIDGE\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\n Outside The Creeks End Inn\, Squares Quay\, Kingsbridge\, TQ7 1HN\nHttps:/ /what3words.com/flames.craziest.costly\nON DOWN:\nInside The Creeks End In n\, Squares Quay\, Kingsbridge\, TQ7 1HN\nHare: Lactaster\n\n👣\nFor mor e info\, please see the Hash 1582 event page on the SH4 Facebook Grou p.\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 13th May\, 202 6) to the Hash 1582 photo album  on SH4's Facebook page.\n\n📝 If y ou are the lucky Scribe at KINGSBRIDGE on 13th May\, please submit your e dition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (17th May\ , 2026) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \ nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone: \n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this nu mber to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or n eed to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n  \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also ch eck back in with Rusty once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership pro udly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\n\n \n \nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the ba rgain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fle et! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to ge t yours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Modbury Long Stay Car Park Modbury long stay car park\, Poundwell Meadow\, Modbury\, Ivybridge\, PL21 0XY GEO:50.347917;-3.888247 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Modbury long stay car park\ , Poundwell Meadow\, Modbury\, Ivybridge\, PL21 0XY\, United Kingdom;X-APP LE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Modbury Long Stay Car Park:geo:50.347917,-3.888247 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20260329T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR