BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.4.0.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:622@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260527T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260527T230000 DTSTAMP:20260603T082048Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1584/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1584 - Pig's Nose Inn DESCRIPTION: \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words accordin g to COWPAT\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n🌟 👣  🌟\n\nHash 1584 - EAST PRAWLE\nA goodly number mustered on The Green at East Prawle. Considering that the Slapton Line disaster mean t that anyone not travelling through Kingsbridge had a meandering route th rough narrow winding lanes\, it was  sterling effort to have so many.\n\n Rubbery honked his horn to attract attention to his open flies (yet again\ , according to some harriettes)\, and to call to order (Ed. ever the shy and retiring wallflower of the hash...).\n\nSquashed Balls dithered (Ed. a little harsh? 😆) his way through the preliminaries before handing ove r to the Hares\, Whisperer and Fobjockey.  They explained the route: 2.5 -mile Walk\, 4-mile Short 6-mile Long (Ed. ahh\, that old chestnut). With a warning that on the Long there was a "boobytrap" wire on the beach\, s o CARE was the word.\n\nThe evening was balmy. It was a good night to run by the coast. I joined Yeuk\, Doggy Style\, Lactaster and family\, Nokker s and Squashed Balls on the Short. I soon found myself bringing up the rea r behind Lactaster and young James\, Megan and her friend Winnie. I was fa scinated how these young girls could talk constantly without drawing breat h.\n\nAt the top of a steep incline\, James and Lactaster realised they ha d not seen marks. Oh dear!  I backtracked for a while but could find no f lour\, then went back to join the others. After a short discussion\, we d ecided to head along the road to the coast and hope to pick up the trail.   This we did\, found the marks and it was not long before Yeuk\, Nokkers et al caught up with us.  OK\, we short-cutted: no rules in Hashing! (Ed . no judgment here [and Gaffer\, for one\, would surely applaud such condu ct!])\n\nCalamities gleaned over the course of the evening:\nLactaster had dragged along her two children\, Megan and James and friend Winnie in ord er to escape her poor husband\, who had had an emergency appendectomy ear lier in the week. We wish him well and a quick recovery.\n\nNokkers was be moaning that she had spent all day in court and had come home to find a ne st of baby blue-tits in her garden. Parents nowhere to be seen. She shut her pussycat indoors and left the problem to her husband when he came home . (Ed. Too many options here... I just can't)\n\nGood Shag was sporting a bandaged finger\, the result of rearranging the almonds in the blender whi lst it was running! (Ed. some time ago - possibly the Stone Age - things were invented ['utensils'?] to avoid having to use bodily extremities to\, e.g.\, stir a boiling cooking pot\, or perform some other equally hazardo us feat. This is still true today. Or you could turn the blender off for a moment? Just suggestions...)\n\nBack at the pub - The Pig's Nose and The Pig Shack for food:\n\nSquashed Balls once again took to the floor to sum up the evening:\n\n\n Young James had tripped and fallen and hurt his kne e\, so good ol' mum\, Lactaster\, carried him up the hill. James had also competed in the East Allington Fun Run recently.  He is only six. (Ed. i ncredible running for one so young! And I think he placed first in his a ge category?)\n Badcock had not been paying attention at the start and ha d fallen foul of the "boobytrap wire" and fell flat on his face.\n It was generally agreed the views for the evening were stunning. Squashed Balls waxed lyrical about the sight of Shaggy silhouetted against the skyline whilst running effortlessly (Ed. you must have been very far away\, SB!) a long the coast path.\n\nDown Downs were awarded to:\n\n\n Whisperer and F objockey - Hares\n Coming Soon - cannibalism\, for eating ground almonds and finger 🤢\n Badcock - for not paying attention at the start - nom inated Keeps Tripping\n James - who was named Hard-core\n Shaggy - for not falling over/'winning' the Longs (let's say that...😉)\n\n\nPhoto credit: Good Head\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can see a few more photos from the sun-bathed East Prawle hash on 27th May by checking out the 1584 phot o album 🏃 📸 🍻\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷 👣: \n🔥 🌭 🍔 BBQ HASH 1585 -  3rd June 2026 🔥 🌭 🍔\nWOODLEIGH\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nThe Stables\, Court Farm\, Woodleigh\, TQ7 4DG\nHttps://what3words.com/vowel.walled.catapult\nON DOWN:\nThe Stabl es\, Court Farm\, Woodleigh\, TQ7 4DG\nHares: Debriefed and Good Head\n\n 👣\nFor more info\, please see the Hash 1585 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 3r d June\, 2026) to the Hash 1585 photo album  on SH4's Facebook page.\ n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at WOODLEIGH on 3rd June\, please su bmit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening  (7 June\, 2026) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; S AFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to y our phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nU se this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the tr ail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n  \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom before the hash to lo g you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app ( developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with Rusty once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\ n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your memb ership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n \n \n \nAvailable excl usively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle i n your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n \;\n\n -  \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to COWPAT\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n\nHash 1584 - EAST PRAWLE\nA goodly number mus tered on The Green at East Prawle. Considering that the Slapton Line disas ter meant that anyone not travelling through Kingsbridge had a meandering route through narrow winding lanes\, it was  sterling effort to have so m any.\n\nRubbery honked his horn to attract attention to his open flies (ye t again\, according to some harriettes)\, and to call to order (Ed. ever t he shy and retiring wallflower of the hash...).\n\nSquashed Balls dithere d (Ed. a little harsh? 😆) his way through the preliminaries before han ding over to the Hares\, Whisperer and Fobjockey.  They explained the rou te: 2.5-mile Walk\, 4-mile Short 6-mile Long (Ed. ahh\, that old chestnu t). With a warning that on the Long there was a "boobytrap" wire on the b each\, so CARE was the word.\n\nThe evening was balmy. It was a good night to run by the coast. I joined Yeuk\, Doggy Style\, Lactaster and family\ , Nokkers and Squashed Balls on the Short. I soon found myself bringing up the rear behind Lactaster and young James\, Megan and her friend Winnie. I was fascinated how these young girls could talk constantly without drawi ng breath.\n\nAt the top of a steep incline\, James and Lactaster realised they had not seen marks. Oh dear!  I backtracked for a while but could f ind no flour\, then went back to join the others. After a short discussio n\, we decided to head along the road to the coast and hope to pick up the trail.  This we did\, found the marks and it was not long before Yeuk\, Nokkers et al caught up with us.  OK\, we short-cutted: no rules in Hashi ng! (Ed. no judgment here [and Gaffer\, for one\, would surely applaud suc h conduct!])\n\nCalamities gleaned over the course of the evening:\nLactas ter had dragged along her two children\, Megan and James and friend Winnie in order to escape her poor husband\, who had had an emergency appendecto my earlier in the week. We wish him well and a quick recovery.\n\nNokkers was bemoaning that she had spent all day in court and had come home to fi nd a nest of baby blue-tits in her garden. Parents nowhere to be seen. Sh e shut her pussycat indoors and left the problem to her husband when he ca me home. (Ed. Too many options here... I just can't)\n\nGood Shag was spor ting a bandaged finger\, the result of rearranging the almonds in the blen der whilst it was running! (Ed. some time ago - possibly the Stone Age - things were invented ['utensils'?] to avoid having to use bodily extremiti es to\, e.g.\, stir a boiling cooking pot\, or perform some other equally hazardous feat. This is still true today. Or you could turn the blender of f for a moment? Just suggestions...)\n\nBack at the pub - The Pig's Nose a nd The Pig Shack for food:\n\nSquashed Balls once again took to the floor to sum up the evening:\n\n\n Young James had tripped and fallen and hurt his knee\, so good ol' mum\, Lactaster\, carried him up the hill. James h ad also competed in the East Allington Fun Run recently.  He is only six. (Ed. incredible running for one so young! And I think he placed first i n his age category?)\n Badcock had not been paying attention at the start and had fallen foul of the "boobytrap wire" and fell flat on his face.\n It was generally agreed the views for the evening were stunning. Squashe d Balls waxed lyrical about the sight of Shaggy silhouetted against the s kyline whilst running effortlessly (Ed. you must have been very far away\, SB!) along the coast path.\n\nDown Downs were awarded to:\n\n\n Whispere r and Fobjockey - Hares\n Coming Soon - cannibalism\, for eating ground a lmonds and finger 🤢\n Badcock - for not paying attention at the star t - nominated Keeps Tripping\n James - who was named Hard-core\n Shaggy - for not falling over/'winning' the Longs (let's say that...😉)\n\n\ nPhoto credit: Good Head\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can see a few more photos f rom the sun-bathed East Prawle hash on 27th May by checking out the 158 4 photo album 🏃 📸 🍻\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext SH4 Has h 🐷👣: \n🔥 🌭 🍔 BBQ HASH 1585 -  3rd June 2026 🔥 🌭 🍔\nWOODLEIGH\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nThe Stables\, Court Farm\, Woodlei gh\, TQ7 4DG\nHttps://what3words.com/vowel.walled.catapult\nON DOWN:\nThe Stables\, Court Farm\, Woodleigh\, TQ7 4DG\nHares: Debriefed and Good Head \n\n👣\nFor more info\, please see the Hash 1585 event page on the  SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (on Wed s 3rd June\, 2026) to the Hash 1585 photo album  on SH4's Facebook pa ge.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at WOODLEIGH on 3rd June\, please  submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday even ing (7 June\, 2026) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\ ; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it t o your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n  \nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run. \n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app  (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forg et to also check back in with Rusty once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n \n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your m embership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n \n \n \nAvailable e xclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one.. .) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicl e in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next ha sh meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n \;\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Pig's Nose Inn The Green\, East Prawle\, Devon\, TQ7 2BY GEO:50.215038;-3.709322 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Green\, East Prawle\, D evon\, TQ7 2BY\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Pig's Nose Inn: geo:50.215038,-3.709322 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20260329T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR