BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.4.0.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:624@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260610T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260610T230000 DTSTAMP:20260616T081256Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1586/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1586 - Hunters Lodge Inn DESCRIPTION: \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words accordin g to DIRTY BUM BUM\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n\nHash 1586 - CORNWORTHY\nThe words according to St. Jools… (Dirty Bum Bum)\n\nA fine gathering outside The Hunters Lodg e Inn\, Tuckenhay\, with a pre-hash rendition of Happy Birthday to Know Nu ts. (There was concern that Know Nuts &\; Overshot were secret “Birth Twins”…!) (Ed. I know: the resemblance is uncanny. I can’t believe this hasn’t been remarked on before…) This\, however\, may well lead to a new pre-hash tradition of fine song at the Hash gathering?? (Mainly for the sake of the poor folk at the pubs that have to suffer our howling. )\n\nDirty Bum Bum was mortified and terrified about her lack of secreta rial/wordsmithing capabilities\, so was admirably coached by Doggy Style\, who gave hints\, tips and fodder along the route.\n\nVindaloo was noted as saying “I hope it’s this way\, as it’s very pretty. On On!" Cl osely followed by Oui Oui declaring "we all got a prick in the field!!” … What? (Ed. And there it is: textbook hash ‘wordsmithery’…!)\n\nW GAS looked like he was just popping to (Ed. or from...?) the Co-op for a pint of milk-trotting along with a carton of milk in his hand?? (Ed. flour -dispenser of choice for many a hare)\n\nThe ‘Short’ route led down an d down and down to Tuckenhay Mill with lovely looking swimming pools and s ome very pretty gardens…when Yeuck was spotted running her fastest pace ever\, as she had a tip-off from WGAS that a beer stop was hiding just aro und the corner. (Ed. the motivational fillip of champions!) After a Baile y's\, cider and sweeties (Thanks\, Legs Eleven\, &\; Harry) we were off for an assault course by the river… Know Nuts was heard crying for hel p from behind a bush\; Cow Pat was scrambling out of a ditch\; Oui Oui ’s knickers got caught in barbed wire\; Vindaloo got stuck straddling a tree\, and Dirty Bum Bum was wading across the river! Chaos and carnage! ( Ed. ahh\, hash nirvana 😊)\n\n'Sarah' noticed a check and fell about la ughing… (Sarah has not\, in fact\, been named yet… Suggestions welcome d!!)\n\nWhilst us Shorts were battling up a rather large hill from the riv er\, we heard some grunting and groaning behind us\, only to find Gaffer t aking a SHORT CUT… We obviously harassed him mercilessly - but he has no shame: he tried to convince us it was in TRUE HASH tradition!!?? (Ed. wel l\, it’s a true Gaffer tradition - arguably pretty much the same thing …)\n\nI found it hilarious that Rubbery and myself were both tickled eno ugh to actually photograph a cow pat...with flour topping!!!… Dish of th e day….(talking cow pat with flour topping here\, not Rubbery!! [Ed. Sha me. “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s floury cowpat…?” has such a poetry to it…])\n\nPhoto credit: Good Head\n\nMr Overshot\, back at t he pub entertained us with his very astute summary of the antics of the Ha sh. His opening words caused amusement observing that\, “No wonder they didn’t want to sweep the Longs... they didn’t want to climb those bloo dy hills again!" Then criticised the plethora of pointless checks…the fi rst five all leading straight on?? Then commenting that Shaggy was so anno yed she knocked the footpath sign over… which got a round of applause!  (I believe she is doing community service for this show of rage..Tut Tut S haggy [Ed. There you go\, believing everything the RA says again…🙄 😆])\n\nHe congratulated Gomez for his sharp eyesight in spotting the 'M ark on the left'!!!! He pointed out that Fob Jockey had coughed himself ro und the complete course\, and on return had celebrated by having a fag out side the pub!!\n\nOvershot’s keen eyes had also observed Twisted Sister  swigging back champagne in her car….allowed\, as it was her birthday! But she now holds the title of Official Drug Dealer ! I actually could do with a drink as I think I now I’m going to officially close these mutt erings from Dirty Bum Bum… I am actually more exhausted than if I had ju st completed ‘The Long’\, blindfolded\, handcuffed and with my legs ti ed together…!! (Ed. Sounds a little racier than what we’re used to on a SH4 hash\, but who are we to judge: you do you\, DBB… 😉)\n\nDown Downs were awarded to:\n\n Rizzo &\; WGAS… for laying a Fab Hash\n Gomez.. finding the 'Left' mark\n Keeps Tripping... Birthday Booze\n Fo b Jockey..  cough of the Day\n Legs Eleven… Best Beer Stop\n\nP.S. I  noticed that Rizzo\, followed very closely by Legs Eleven (have they b een practising together?) totally whooped the rest of the competition… P roud of you girls X\nPhoto credit: Whisperer\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can see a few more photos from the precipitously hilly 10th June hash by checki ng out the 1586 photo album 🏃 📸 🍻\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\ nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1587 -  17th June 2026 \nCORNWORT HY\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nBoat Float\, Dartmouth\, TQ69PS\nHttps://what3words. com/hairstyle.projects.accordion\nON DOWN:\nDartmouth Arms\, 26 Lower St\, TQ69AN\nHttps://what3words.com/campsites.lunch.helpless\nHare: All Night Pepys\n\nHash Food\nPlease see below menu.\nFrom the hare: Afraid they’r e Dartmouth prices\, but can you let me [All Night Pepys] know by Tuesday morning if you would like food and what you want to order. I’d recommend sharing a big pizza and chips!\n\n👣\nFor more info\, please see the Hash 1587 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of ho w the evening went down (on Weds 17th June\, 2026) to the Hash 1587 pho to album  on SH4's Facebook page.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe a t DARTMOUTH on 17th June\, please submit your edition of The Words to th ewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (21st June\, 2026) - TVM! 📝\n 👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash p hone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assis tance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message t o 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to  see Rusty Bottom before the hash to log you out on trail using the ne w-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digita l-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with Rusty once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\ nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH 4 car sticker!\n\n\n \n \nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea .\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n__ ___________________\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n -  \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to DIRTY BUM BUM\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n\nHas h 1586 - CORNWORTHY\nThe words according to St. Jools… (Dirty Bum Bum)\n \nA fine gathering outside The Hunters Lodge Inn\, Tuckenhay\, with a pre- hash rendition of Happy Birthday to Know Nuts. (There was concern that Kno w Nuts &\; Overshot were secret “Birth Twins”…!) (Ed. I know: the resemblance is uncanny. I can’t believe this hasn’t been remarked on before…) This\, however\, may well lead to a new pre-hash tradition of fine song at the Hash gathering?? (Mainly for the sake of the poor folk a t the pubs that have to suffer our howling.)\n\nDirty Bum Bum was mortifie d and terrified about her lack of secretarial/wordsmithing capabilities\ , so was admirably coached by Doggy Style\, who gave hints\, tips and fod der along the route.\n\nVindaloo was noted as saying “I hope it’s thi s way\, as it’s very pretty. On On!" Closely followed by Oui Oui decl aring "we all got a prick in the field!!”… What? (Ed. And there it is: textbook hash ‘wordsmithery’…!)\n\nWGAS looked like he was just pop ping to (Ed. or from...?) the Co-op for a pint of milk-trotting along wit h a carton of milk in his hand?? (Ed. flour-dispenser of choice for many a hare)\n\nThe ‘Short’ route led down and down and down to Tuckenhay Mi ll with lovely looking swimming pools and some very pretty gardens…when Yeuck was spotted running her fastest pace ever\, as she had a tip-off fro m WGAS that a beer stop was hiding just around the corner. (Ed. the motiva tional fillip of champions!) After a Bailey's\, cider and sweeties (Thank s\, Legs Eleven\, &\; Harry) we were off for an assault course by the r iver… Know Nuts was heard crying for help from behind a bush\; Cow Pat was scrambling out of a ditch\; Oui Oui’s knickers got caught in barbe d wire\; Vindaloo got stuck straddling a tree\, and Dirty Bum Bum was wadi ng across the river! Chaos and carnage! (Ed. ahh\, hash nirvana 😊)\n\n' Sarah' noticed a check and fell about laughing… (Sarah has not\, in fac t\, been named yet… Suggestions welcomed!!)\n\nWhilst us Shorts were bat tling up a rather large hill from the river\, we heard some grunting and g roaning behind us\, only to find Gaffer taking a SHORT CUT… We obviously harassed him mercilessly - but he has no shame: he tried to convince us i t was in TRUE HASH tradition!!?? (Ed. well\, it’s a true Gaffer traditio n - arguably pretty much the same thing…)\n\nI found it hilarious that R ubbery and myself were both tickled enough to actually photograph a cow pa t...with flour topping!!!… Dish of the day….(talking cow pat with flou r topping here\, not Rubbery!! [Ed. Shame. “Shall I compare thee to a s ummer’s floury cowpat…?” has such a poetry to it…])\n\nPhoto credi t: Good Head\n\nMr Overshot\, back at the pub entertained us with his very astute summary of the antics of the Hash. His opening words caused amusem ent observing that\, “No wonder they didn’t want to sweep the Longs... they didn’t want to climb those bloody hills again!" Then criticised th e plethora of pointless checks…the first five all leading straight on?? Then commenting that Shaggy was so annoyed she knocked the footpath sign o ver… which got a round of applause! (I believe she is doing community s ervice for this show of rage..Tut Tut Shaggy [Ed. There you go\, believing everything the RA says again…🙄😆])\n\nHe congratulated Gomez for h is sharp eyesight in spotting the 'Mark on the left'!!!! He pointed out th at Fob Jockey had coughed himself round the complete course\, and on retur n had celebrated by having a fag outside the pub!!\n\nOvershot’s keen ey es had also observed Twisted Sister swigging back champagne in her car… .allowed\, as it was her birthday! But she now holds the title of Officia l Drug Dealer ! I actually could do with a drink as I think I now I’m g oing to officially close these mutterings from Dirty Bum Bum… I am actua lly more exhausted than if I had just completed ‘The Long’\, blindfold ed\, handcuffed and with my legs tied together…!! (Ed. Sounds a little r acier than what we’re used to on a SH4 hash\, but who are we to judge:  you do you\, DBB… 😉)\n\nDown Downs were awarded to:\n\n Rizzo & \; WGAS… for laying a Fab Hash\n Gomez.. finding the 'Left' mark\n Kee ps Tripping... Birthday Booze\n Fob Jockey..  cough of the Day\n Legs Eleven… Best Beer Stop\n\nP.S. I noticed that Rizzo\, followed very c losely by Legs Eleven (have they been practising together?) totally whoo ped the rest of the competition… Proud of you girls X\nPhoto credit: Whi sperer\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can see a few more photos from the precipitou sly hilly 10th June hash by checking out the 1586 photo album 🏃  📸 🍻\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1 587 -  17th June 2026 \nCORNWORTHY\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nBoat Float\, Da rtmouth\, TQ69PS\nHttps://what3words.com/hairstyle.projects.accordion\nON DOWN:\nDartmouth Arms\, 26 Lower St\, TQ69AN\nHttps://what3words.com/camps ites.lunch.helpless\nHare: All Night Pepys\n\nHash Food\nPlease see below menu.\nFrom the hare: Afraid they’re Dartmouth prices\, but can you let me [All Night Pepys] know by Tuesday morning if you would like food and wh at you want to order. I’d recommend sharing a big pizza and chips!\n\n 👣\nFor more info\, please see the Hash 1587 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 17 th June\, 2026) to the Hash 1587 photo album  on SH4's Facebook page. \n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at DARTMOUTH on 17th June\, please  submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evenin g (21st June\, 2026) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &am p\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n  \nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on t he trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the ru n.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom before the hash t o log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in ap p (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't for get to also check back in with Rusty once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\ n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\n\n \n \nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one. ..) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehic le in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next h ash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Hunters Lodge Inn Cornworthy\, Totnes\, TQ9 7ES GEO:50.3886;-3.650075 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Cornworthy\, Totnes\, TQ9 7 ES\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Hunters Lodge Inn:geo:50.38 86,-3.650075 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20260329T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR