BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.4.0.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:625@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260617T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260617T230000 DTSTAMP:20260701T103624Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1587/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1587 - Dartmouth Arms DESCRIPTION:On Down is at the Dartmouth Arms\n \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to DE-BRIEFED\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n(Ed. Apologies to De-Briefed\, who got her Words submission to the Editor in very timely fa shion on Friday...but was met by a resounding silence from SH4 Editorial H Q! Sleeping on the job again... Although\, for penance\, I did have to ma nually re-insert the gallery of emojis she had used to punctuate her accou nt of the evening 😆)\nHash 1587 - DARTMOUTH\nI suppose we should start with a round of applause for those that attended on Wednesday (Ed. always ...)\, and for those that were otherwise engaged ⚽ ⛵. The word of the night was “UP” - not a little up\; a great big stonking UP 😳\n\n It’s never a good start at circle UP for someone to say “Oh\, tonight ’s hare is notoriously evil when she lays a hash” and\, to my horror\ , All Night Peyps agreed! 😈 (Ed. sometimes a little 'economy with t he truth'  is more welcome...) We were informed that we needed to be loo king for flour (not wholemeal\, thank goodness!)\, sawdust and blue chalk. The Short route was a good 4 miles and the Longs needed to brace themselv es for 6 'and a lot' 😬 miles. It was suggested that by the end the h ash might be laid in the hashers' own blood\, sweat and tears! (Ed. it's g ood to experiment\; trails have been laid in less immediately visible var ieties of sawdust\, I'm sure...) Virgin Alex 😉 looked a little alarmed by the instructions being given for the evening\, however returning virgi n\, Johan\, just looked eager to get going. In fact\, this was the last time us Short FRBs (Ed. nothing to do with stature?) - as we have named ourselves - were to see speedy Johan\, who proved to be an actual proper FRB. We later found out that poor Johan took an unfortunate tumble\, and for once we could not blame Overshot - so we all agreed it must have b een Overshot in spirit 👻 (Ed. and blamed him remotely).\n\nDespite th e small amount of hashers there was the usual bad behaviour: Fob Jockey  was reported to be short-cutting\; WGAS telling really bad jokes - jok es that\, I have to say\, were even worse than our resident comedian\, Sq uash Balls'\; and Olive got lost\, twice\, on one occasion ending up at the beach for a quick swim. 🏖 I can report\, which I am sure Gaffer  will be pleased to hear\, there were plenty of checks\, although it was necessary to remind some seasoned Hashers how these work!\n\nBack at the pub we found out that our very own Gary was famous 🎭: there was phot ographic evidence on the walls of her starring roll in what we decided was an 1800's soap opera called “The Onedin Line” (Google it!).\n\nRA du ties were in the safe hands of Anchorman\, much to the relief of Nice T ackle &\; Gary who had earlier shared a moment...a moment of panic a s to who would be performing the evening's RA duties (Ed. everyone's favou rite moustachioed hasher to the rescue!).\n\nWe learnt that Dirty Bum Bum  had a hot running engine 🔥 - no more questions were asked (Ed. v. wi se) - and Cowpat and Gary took the evening at a leisurely pace 🐌.\ n\nSquash Balls was also running hot with a new lady on the scene\, and in his keenness to wine and dine her\, he spent much of the evening lookin g for chilli mix 🌶\, which took him on his own hash route to Sainsbury ’s. (Ed. where\, I think\, he was disappointed by an inadequate selecti on of spices but not entirely\, er\, Schwartz-ed...['thwarted'\; I know - if you have to spell it out\, it's not funny...])\n\nWe also saw a new ti tle awarded to our very own hash hero\, Nice Tackle\, who had been helpi ng blind runners at a recent event 🦸‍♂️.\n\nFinally\, a T-shirt presentation (oh\, how I long for a T-Shirt presentation): 500 - yes\, yo u heard me right - 500 wasted Wednesdays to our very own hash flash himsel f\, Rubbery 📸.\n\nDown Downs were awarded to:\n\n Rubbery - 500 “R uns” 👕\n Alex – Virgin 😉\n All Night Pepys - Hare 😈🐇\ n Cow Pat - Hare 🐇\n Squash Balls - Chilli Mix hunt 🌶\n\n\nPhoto credit: Good Head\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can see a few more photos from th e elevation-tastic 17th June hash by checking out the 1587 photo album  🏃 📸 🍻\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣:  \n🔥  BBQ HASH 1588 -  23rd June 2026 🔥\nERMINGTON\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nThe Square\, Ermington\, PL21 9LP\nHttps://what3words.com/shredder .inflame.regress\nON DOWN:\nBBQ at Hekkel &\; Jyde's\nHare: Twisted Sis ter &\; Lowt'arse\n\n🌟 Hash Food 🌟\nFor this Wednesday's hash i t’s a BBQ on down at Hekkyl and Jyde’s. Salad and bread provided - bri ng your own drink and something to BBQ\; separate veggie BBQ\; no bar pr ovided this year\n\n👣\nFor more info\, please see the Hash 1588 even t page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of how the evening w ent down (on Weds 23rd June\, 2026) to the Hash 1588 photo album  on SH4's Facebook page.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at ERMINGTON on 23rd June\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org .uk by Sunday evening (28th June\, 2026) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n \n\n\n\n \n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash ph one number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 079 22 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assistance if you co me 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (O n Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Botto m before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checki ng-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisp erer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with Rusty once you're safe ly back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love f or SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n  \n \n \nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyo ne else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can affo rd one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the c ommittee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n__________________ ___\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - On Down is at the Dartmouth Arms\n&n bsp\;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to DE-BRIEF ED\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n(Ed. Apologies to De-Briefed\, who got her Words submission t o the Editor in very timely fashion on Friday...but was met by a resoundin g silence from SH4 Editorial HQ! Sleeping on the job again... Although\, for penance\, I did have to manually re-insert the gallery of emojis she h ad used to punctuate her account of the evening 😆)\nHash 1587 - DARTMO UTH\nI suppose we should start with a round of applause for those that att ended on Wednesday (Ed. always...)\, and for those that were otherwise eng aged ⚽ ⛵. The word of the night was “UP” - not a little up\; a g reat big stonking UP 😳\n\nIt’s never a good start at circle UP for someone to say “Oh\, tonight’s hare is notoriously evil when she lays a hash” and\, to my horror\, All Night Peyps agreed! 😈 (Ed. somet imes a little 'economy with the truth'  is more welcome...) We were inf ormed that we needed to be looking for flour (not wholemeal\, thank goodne ss!)\, sawdust and blue chalk. The Short route was a good 4 miles and the Longs needed to brace themselves for 6 'and a lot' 😬 miles. It was su ggested that by the end the hash might be laid in the hashers' own blood\ , sweat and tears! (Ed. it's good to experiment\; trails have been laid i n less immediately visible varieties of sawdust\, I'm sure...) Virgin Ale x 😉 looked a little alarmed by the instructions being given for the eve ning\, however returning virgin\, Johan\, just looked eager to get going. In fact\, this was the last time us Short FRBs (Ed. nothing to do with stature?) - as we have named ourselves - were to see speedy Johan\, who proved to be an actual proper FRB. We later found out that poor Johan to ok an unfortunate tumble\, and for once we could not blame Overshot - s o we all agreed it must have been Overshot in spirit 👻 (Ed. and blame d him remotely).\n\nDespite the small amount of hashers there was the usu al bad behaviour: Fob Jockey was reported to be short-cutting\; WGAS t elling really bad jokes - jokes that\, I have to say\, were even worse tha n our resident comedian\, Squash Balls'\; and Olive got lost\, twice\, on one occasion ending up at the beach for a quick swim. 🏖 I can repo rt\, which I am sure Gaffer will be pleased to hear\, there were plenty of checks\, although it was necessary to remind some seasoned Hashers how these work!\n\nBack at the pub we found out that our very own Gary was famous 🎭: there was photographic evidence on the walls of her starring roll in what we decided was an 1800's soap opera called “The Onedin Lin e” (Google it!).\n\nRA duties were in the safe hands of Anchorman\, m uch to the relief of Nice Tackle &\; Gary who had earlier shared a moment...a moment of panic as to who would be performing the evening's RA duties (Ed. everyone's favourite moustachioed hasher to the rescue!).\n\nW e learnt that Dirty Bum Bum had a hot running engine 🔥 - no more que stions were asked (Ed. v. wise) - and Cowpat and Gary took the evenin g at a leisurely pace 🐌.\n\nSquash Balls was also running hot with a new lady on the scene\, and in his keenness to wine and dine her\, he spen t much of the evening looking for chilli mix 🌶\, which took him on his own hash route to Sainsbury’s. (Ed. where\, I think\, he was disappointe d by an inadequate selection of spices but not entirely\, er\, Schwartz- ed...['thwarted'\; I know - if you have to spell it out\, it's not funny.. .])\n\nWe also saw a new title awarded to our very own hash hero\, Nice T ackle\, who had been helping blind runners at a recent event 🦸‍♂ ️.\n\nFinally\, a T-shirt presentation (oh\, how I long for a T-Shirt p resentation): 500 - yes\, you heard me right - 500 wasted Wednesdays to ou r very own hash flash himself\, Rubbery 📸.\n\nDown Downs were awarded to:\n\n Rubbery - 500 “Runs” 👕\n Alex – Virgin 😉\n All N ight Pepys - Hare 😈🐇\n Cow Pat - Hare 🐇\n Squash Balls - Chil li Mix hunt 🌶\n\n\nPhoto credit: Good Head\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can s ee a few more photos from the elevation-tastic 17th June hash by checkin g out the 1587 photo album 🏃 📸 🍻\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\n Next SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \n🔥  BBQ HASH 1588 -  23rd June 2026  🔥\nERMINGTON\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nThe Square\, Ermington\, PL21 9LP\nHt tps://what3words.com/shredder.inflame.regress\nON DOWN:\nBBQ at Hekkel &am p\; Jyde's\nHare: Twisted Sister &\; Lowt'arse\n\n🌟 Hash Food 🌟 \nFor this Wednesday's hash it’s a BBQ on down at Hekkyl and Jyde’s. S alad and bread provided - bring your own drink and something to BBQ\; sep arate veggie BBQ\; no bar provided this year\n\n👣\nFor more info\, pl ease see the Hash 1588 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your  photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 23rd June\, 2026) to the Hash 1588 photo album  on SH4's Facebook page.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at ERMINGTON on 23rd June\, please submit your edition of T he Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (28th June\, 2026) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease m ake a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n 🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number t o call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom before the hash to log you out on trai l using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check bac k in with Rusty once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHA SHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly wi th a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n \n \n \nAvailable exclusively to SH4 me mbers (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain s um of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet!  😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get you rs.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Dartmouth Arms 26 Lower St\, Dartmouth\, TQ6 9AN GEO:50.348789;-3.578091 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=26 Lower St\, Dartmouth\, T Q6 9AN\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Dartmouth Arms:geo:50.3 48789,-3.578091 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20260329T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR