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Hash 1576 – CORNWOOD

‘When We went on a Hash’ – with thanks to Shirley Hughes.

When Lactaster and I put on our trainers and went on a Hash

We joined one inaugural PISH.

Two Hashers (Yeuck & Gaffer) became grandparents again.

Three sitting on a Dartmoor wall when Dulux came along and destroyed it.

Four clay cutting machines which got Big Bull quite excited.

Five Hashers running the long with Come 2 Nite who hasn’t gone the distance for a while.

Six Hashers meeting at the fish hook before they could turn back.

Seven sheep chasing Beefy as he bothered them in the field.

Eight cars being checked as Ching Chong forgot which one she came in.

Nine Harriets swimming along the dangerous stream trying to get Jyde’s double decker.

Ten motorbikes speeding along the lanes delivering an impressive beer stop.

And too many bad jokes by Squashed Balls that I couldn’t count them all.

On the way back to the pub the one and only PISH was complete.

Then we went in for a beer.

Down downs went to:

Yeuck, Gaffer, Big Bull, Olive, Boaty, BadCock.

On On to STOKENHAM

Photo credit: Beefy
🏃 📸 🍻   You can enjoy a few more photos from the capering Cornwood hash on 1st April 2026 by checking out the Hash 1576 photo album on the SH4 Facebook page. 🏃 📸 🍻

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Next SH4 Hash 🐷👣: 
HASH 1577 –  8th April, 2026
STOKENHAM

CIRCLE UP 7.25pm

Outside Church House Inn, Stokenham, TQ7 2SZ
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ON DOWN:
Inside  Church House Inn, Stokenham, TQ7 2SZ

Hares: Lactaster and Dirty Nights
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For more info – please see the Hash 1577 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.

Add your photos of how the evening unfolded (on Weds 8th April, 2026) to the Hash 1577 photo album  on SH4’s Facebook page.

📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at STOKENHAM on 8th April, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (12th April, 2026) – TVM! 📝

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SH4 ‘EALTH & SAFETY

Please make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:

🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟

Use this number to call for assistance if you come ‘unstuck’ out on the trail, or need to get a message to ‘base camp’ (On Down) during the run.

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  Don’t forget to see Rusty Bottom before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard, Whisperer).

Don’t forget to also check back in with Rusty once you’re safely back. 

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SH4 MercHASHdise 

Show your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!

Available exclusively to SH4 members (and, to be fair, anyone else who wants one…) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea., you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊

See a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.

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