Hash 1534


When

09/07/25    
7:30 pm - 11:00 pm

Where

Shipley Bridge
Shipley Bridge, South Brent, TQ10 9EL
Hares: Winnie The Poo & Blown Off
RA: Anchorman
What 3 Words: shunning.epidemics.youths
On Down:
On Down:
Old Station House
Station Road
South Brent
TQ10 9BE

The Words according to NUTCRACKER

 

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Ed. please enjoy this week’s edition of the Words in all their (almost) unadulterated glory (and nothing at all to do with your slacker Editor having left it too late to indulge in her usual lexical tinkering…😬)

HASH 1534 – SHIPLEY BRIDGE

A Hash full of spectacles!

It was a gorgeous night in deepest Devon,
Shipley Bridge, Avon Dam, sunshine – what Heaven!
We circled up, Doggy Style bringing us all to order,
Blowing her whistle so loud – we daren’t ignore her!
Her dog Kevin did, though, it seems to appear;
Started flirting with Twitch, they love each other, so dear!
Then Winnie and Blown Off gave us the spiel,
But then Winnie led us up a false trail – not part of the deal!

Out on the moors, Undercovers climbed over a wall
Put his hand on a dead sheep and made his skin crawl!
Overshot overshot and got caught in a bog;
Know Nuts heard crunching noises coming from a log!
OuiOui was heard howling, a day too soon
For it’s tomorrow night we have the full moon!
Re-Entry short-cutted and led others astray,
And the deep river crossing caused some dismay!
Bo-Peep fell in and got very soaked,
But not Olive “I’m wearing the wrong bra” she croaked!

Anchorman was a hero, crossing the river, going arse over tit
But did an amazing job doing the RA’ing bit!
I know it’s not a race but Re-Entry came first,
Swiftly followed by Overshot dying of thirst
He was obviously soaked, so stripped off fast –
I hope that image I have doesn’t last!
The Longs were all soon back and off to the pub as quick as they could,
Their need for alcohol so great – or was it just for the pud?
And Whisperer with no underpants, but he didn’t care –
He still went to the pub with grace and with flare!

Then Anchorman proudly presented the following with their down-downs:

  • Winnie and Blown Off ~ Hares 👏
  • Whisperer ~ no pants and sprint finish 🩳
  • Simon ~ virgin hash, and for wearing wet clothes 🍒
  • Overshot ~ not for overshooting, but for shortcoming 🥈
  • Filth ~ for dobbing in Squashed Balls  🍰
  • Rubbery ~ for turning up 🎉
  • Rizzo ~ for her Moorland traffic incident 🚗

On On to IVYBRIDGE


Photo credit: Doggy Style

🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy a few more pictures from the sweltering (and then very refreshing, for those who took the plunge!) Shipley Bridge hash on 9 July 2025 by checking out Hash Flash’s purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻

 



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Next SH4 Hash 🐷👣

HASH 1534 –  16 July, 2025

 

CIRCLE UP 7.25pm

Circle Up:
Filham Park Car Park
Ivybridge
PL21 0GE

What3Wordsslimming.laughs.staple

 

ON DOWN:
Ivybridge Cricket Club
What3Wordsstammer.helping.playroom

Hares: Boaty McBoatface

IMPORTANT STUFF:
Please park in Filham park car park, and we will circle up at the entrance to the cricket club. We will be doing a barbecue so please bring along what you would like to be cooked, there will be baps and sauces provided  see you Wednesday – Boaty.

For further info, please see the Hash 1535 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.

Add your photos of how the day went down (Weds 16th July, 2025) to the Hash 1535 photo album on SH4’s Facebook page.

📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at IVYBRIDGE on 16th July, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (20th July, 2025) – TVM! 📝


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SH4 ‘EALTH & SAFETY

 

Please make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:

 

🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟

 

 

Use this number to call for assistance if you come ‘unstuck’ out on the trail, or need to get a message to ‘base camp’ (On Down) during the run.

 

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  Don’t forget to see Rusty Bottom / Doggy Style before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard, Whisperer).

 

Don’t forget to also check back in with the ‘On Secs once you’re safely back. 

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SH4 MercHASHdise 

 


Show your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!

 


Available exclusively to SH4 members (and, to be fair, anyone else who wants one…) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea., you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊

 


See a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.

 

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