Hash 1118 & 1119, words according to Flage-No-Lay
In the bleak midwinter
O’er frosted grass we’ve flown
Twenty-five brave hashers
Listened as Overshot crowed
“No minors in the The Miners”
Or miners that we know
A few friendly locals
Suggested that we stay
Praise was rung to the swimmers
More hardy than the rest
Who embraced the Boxing Day hash dip
And gave it of their best
Ging gang was left cold and clothes-less
Blamed Piddler-as her staff
Did they get home unaided?
Oh my, how we laughed
The usual japes whilst hashing
FRB’s not wishing to quit
A few excuses from Overshot
Borrowed from Dim Wit
Christmas had delivered
Lots of new run kit
Rusty Bottom shared hers proudly
Her leggings were a hit
Beer stop was a winner
Best beer stop yet?
Bellinis, cakes and mince pies
Thanks to all who beget
Alchohol levels were re-topped
Off we all set-on home
Ready for the down-downs
Some were much less so…
Down-downs to Hot Totty
(swiped by Flage-No-Lay)
Renamed again as Bear Grylls
Only for the day
Hot Totty read CARE as CAKE tho
Disappointed on the lay!
Idea for the future-
Cake to mark the way?
Just Horny for tactical hashing
Keeping the others at bay
Rusty Bottom for her hash-fash
The Hares for a great lay
Rizzo for services to drinking
Done throughout the day
Squashed Balls for hailing a taxi,
Or his son they say
Big thanks to the pub was given
We set off on our way
On on to Ermington next stop
After New Years day