Hash 1123

California Country Inn on 24/01/18


Circle Up at 19:30


The California Country Inn California Cross,
Modbury
Devon
PL21 0SG


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Hash Information

On Down At: At Circle Up

Hare: Dimwit
Hare: Flage-no-lay
RA: To Be Confirmed
Scribe: Hekkel
Dogs Allowed On Hash?: On Lead Throughout

Hash Notes

Words for Hash 1123 Hotel California (install your Eagles earworm now…) Inn (there may be
some slight modifications…)
In a dark country carpark, cold wind in my face,
Warm smell of chip-suppers rising up through the place.
Up ahead in the distance I saw a group of torch-light(s)
My heart grew heavy and my limbs grew faint;
I had to run for the night (bugger…)
The GM stood in the doorway, I heard his mission call,
Then I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell (more likely hell it has to
be said…)
Hares lied and misled us, and then showed us the way,
Voices down in the distance; I thought I heard them say…
(all together now…)
Welcome to the Hash-at California (Cross)
Such a lovely place (in the summer)
Such a lovely race (it’s NOT A RACE…)
Plenty of room at the Hash-at California (Cross)
Any time of year,
You can find it here
Our minds are clearly twisted, we got the hash-brain bendz;
We got a lot of muddy, muddy trainers that we call friends.
How they dance in the countryside, sweet stinky sweat,
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget (forget, mostly…)
So I called up the barman; “Please bring me my wine” (and make it a pint…)
He said, “We haven’t had your type in here since 1969” (and please, leave it till 2069)
And still those voices are calling from far away (Modbury at least…)
Wake you up in the middle of the night just to hear them say:

(all together now…)
Welcome to the Hash-at California (Cross)
Such a lovely place (in the summer)
Such a lovely race (it’s NOT A RACE…)

They’re hashing it up at the Hash-at California (Cross)
What a nice (?) surprise
Will bring tears to your eyes (for sure…)

Mirrors on the ceiling, pink champagne on ice (that was before the Longs got back; don’t tell them,
otherwise they’ll start doing the short…)
The RA said, “We are all just prisoners here of our own device” (ain’t that the truth…)
In the lounge bar they gathered, for down-ing-of-the-downs,
I don’t recall seeing, that many frowns
Last thing I remember I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before (like HOME…)

“Relax,” said the RA, “We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like but you can never leave”

(all together now, one last time…)
Welcome to the Hash-at California (Cross)
Such a lovely place (in the summer)
Such a lovely race (it’s NOT A RACE…)
Plenty of room at the Hash-at California (Cross)
Any time of year

You can find it here (or somewhere else in the South Hams; next week it will be The Cott Inn,
Dartington)

Thanks to hares Flage and Dimmers for putting themselves forward for shaggiest trail of 2018; it’ll
be a long wait, with stiff competition, but you’re defo in the running…

Onon,

Hekkel 🙂


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