Hash 1186

Fisherman's Rest


Circle Up at 19:30 on 13/02/19


Fore Street
Aveton Gifford
Devon
TQ7 4JL


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On Down At: At Circle Up

Hare: Dead Man Walking
Hare: Boaty McBoatface
RA:
Scribe: To Be Confirmed
Dogs Allowed On Hash?: On Lead At Times

Hash Details

The words according to Low-T-Arse

Well all I can say is miracles do happen! It was a run at Aveton Gifford at low tide, so plenty of shiggy available and most completed the run remaining dry and relatively clean!! God bless the hares Dead man walking and Boaty McBoatface. Jerk had in fact come to the hash in swimming trunks and school boy socks, what he thought he was preparing for I’m not sure.

The hares had also taken on board that is was the day before Valentine’s Day and laid the checks in the shape of a heart. I wonder if either of them are in love? The other nice thing the hares did was put lots of arrows down for Low-T-Arse and Barbarella, the newly named ‘lost causes’, along with Olive who was not there. In her absence they recruited Vindaloo for the night and were in their usual place at the back of the long.

While the arrows were great for helping the lost causes not getting too lost unfortunately Barbarella is in training for the Plymouth half marathon and only slows down to find the trail so poor Low-T-Arse and Vindaloo were complaining about having to run too much.

Re entry was caught teaching his dog to chase cars, (well Tor is a sheep dog) by running in the slip stream of a van: unfortunately the van stopped suddenly and re entry went straight into the back of it. He then tried to pass it only to be nearly run over by a car coming in the opposite direction. I hope Tor was not taking notes!

Apparently the longs had to go through a tunnel and Whisperer was in the lead when Overshot noticed the trail turned off and didn’t tell Whisperer leaving him struggling on. How mean!

There was also a reconfiguration of the how many hashers can you get in a sauna experiment from the weekend; the new challenge, how many hashers can you get in a tunnel. I know which one I would rather take part in.

Gaffer got hit by a car which made Rizzo really cross as the driver did not stop. Being super woman with a photographic memory she offered to tell Gaffer the number plate of the car back in the pub, but Gaffer was the ultimate hasher and took the whole thing in his stride, or perhaps he was still in shock? Rizzo do you still remember the number plate in case he changes his mind?

No Principles lived up to her name and just came to the pub after getting her husband to do the run for her. Her excuse was she had got drunk a few days before and not realised how hot her hot water bottle was, and burnt her foot. I ask you, she had to go to hospital and everything. Her husband, it turned out, knew the virgin Tom and they were over heard talking work and using so much jargon in made your head spin. No Principles husband is also Tom so could this be a Tom -Tom club? Virgin Tom had run to work and back that day, some competition for Bee Flicker I think.

It was nice to see All Night Peeps back with her dog, the lovely Murphy, who now at 11 years old struggles to keep up and lost Peeps for which she got a down down. Morticia and Gomez were very impressed with the glorious bank of snow drops on the way to the pub looking translucent in the moon light. The snow drops I mean not Morticia and Gomez.

Rock hard stiffy was heard complaining that the short was too short, to which the response was ‘do the long then’. Other news was Overshot had new flashing shoes provided by Sniffer to stop him falling down rabbit holes. Cupid Stunt got attacked by a branch and Running Late rescued every body from a field,they had got lost in, so he was forgiven for short cutting.

Lazy Git pulled something on the hash and had to be driven back by Dead Man Walking. Hope he feels better now. Going Down was very impressed that she was back in the pub by 8.11 but she had done the short after tiring herself out at the weekend-I know the feeling.

Downs Downs went to Dead Man Walking and Boaty as hares. Overshot for flashing trainers. Tom the virgin for running so much he did not have the breath to talk in full sentences and had to use jargon. Tom not virgin (not sure why). Peeps for losing Murphy. Filth for flashing in the car park at the start of the hash.

On On to the Hunting Lodge, Lee Mill

Fisherman's Rest

Location Notes

WiFi:
Dogs Inside Venue?: Dogs Allowed Inside
Venue: Public Venue
01548 550284
https://www.thefishermansrest.co.uk/

What3Words:

Hash 1228 The Words according to Bee Flicker

Well what a hash last night was, a lovely trail as said by many and very enjoyable too. The new GM Rear Entry certainly brought new things to hashing on his first hash as GM, not only a virgin came but also a trip to A+E for Dimmers. Rumour has it, he had an accident in a pothole but I think it was really a ploy so he could get out of running the long, and so he didn’t have to collect the money too, it was reported that Rear entry as trying to kill off hashers starting with dimmers, maybe dimmers was getting too quick for RE`s liking, lets hope Dimmers makes a speedy recovery,

We had the most amount of walkers we’ve ever had too, maybe the hills had something to do with that, or maybe it was because everyone was walking and looking for the trail after getting lost after losing the trail after the beer stop. Was this due to a dodgy trail, dead man walking and whisperer forgetting to lay the last part of the trail or too much alcohol, we will never know.

Things started going wrong right from the start when Pony Shafter left the lights on, on his car and left it open too which resulted in Disappointing semi`s knickers being missing and what made that worse was the fact that she needed them after deciding to have a wee down her leg.

It was reported that Gary Glitter also fell in a pothole too, was this the same pothole as mentioned earlier or are the south hams roads really that bad? They weren’t enough to ruin Sex Waxs day though as she was heard to be auditioning for stars in their eyes and breaking out into songs, for anyone who missed that, maybe we will get a re run at the Christmas party weekend.

Meaty whore was naughty too, he kicked a check out the wrong way and once he realised his mistake he went and followed the correct route, WITHOUT correcting the check or telling anyone which resulted in EVERYONE going the wrong way, apparently, so it was said to me…. this was GAFFAS fault, everything is Gaffas fault, even when he is not there, its his fault, i thought this was a bit harsh but probably true so i wont mention any names as to who told me (pony shafter) gaffa also became a hero to the harriettes and led them to safety and didn’t moan once…

This brings me to the virgin Rachael, she was warned about how us hashers are crazy and dance on tables naked, this didn’t put her off though as her reply was how she will ” fit in very well then” it sounds like we have something to look forward too in the future, something we need to remember for a future naming maybe.

Thank you squashballs for another great RA and for the resume

Down downs were awarded to:

Sex wax for her amazing howling/singing
Dissapointing  semi for 2 infractions
virgin Rachel for her first hash and her confession,
Hares dead man walking and whisperer

On the subject of down downs, would Sex wax like to explain what happened to half of her down down and explain the empty glass which soon became half full too, was some cheating going on? oooooh the shame….. shameeeeeeeeeeeee

And finally i have to mention…. there might be a special Christmas cake at the Brixham weekend, it wasn’t meant to be a cake, it was meant to be a Christmas pudding that turned into a Christmas cake with STIR FRY ingredients, … I’m guessing something went slightly wrong there Sticky bush… a story id love to hear.

A big thank you to everyone who came to the rescue and did what they needed to do in the event of Dimmers accident, its great to know we are all in safe hands when things go wrong.

 

Trip Advisor Link

There’s a large free car park (The Timbers) on the opposite side of the roundabout to the pub.  Take the turning to the tidal road.  We normally circle up in this car park. The Tidal road cuts off the way towards Bigbury and IS too deep to drive through when the tide’s in.



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