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We have a fairly full race card today and the going is heavy. They are circling up now and….They’re off ..fluffy dice leads the longs into a heated dispute with the natives and our illustrious leader ,a late starter, managed a cheeky queue jump at the style whilst running late got stuck in the mud.
The field were held up by Ging Gang and Goolie holding hands in the straight proving that romance is alive and kicking and living in Cha-la-bra but this may well lead to a stewards enquiry. One of the hares showed little finesse in swimming the water jump whilst Blue Nun gave Filth and knockers a mud bath.
Twisted Sister, Heckle and miss Mouthfull all refused the water and will face disqualification.
Blown Off was going well until he fell at the pothole on the right and failed to finish. Olive’s boobs were mistaken for a beer stop and Ging Gangs prosecco radar malfunctioned taking her off course for the drinking trough and the winners were…..Oh NO it’s a hash not a race
Filth x |
