Hash 1241


When

05/02/20    
7:30 pm - 11:00 pm

Where

Riverside Road Car Park Dittisham
The Ham, Dittisham, England, TQ6 0HB, Devon
Hares: Morticia & Gomez
What 3 Words: crab.entrust.asked

Event Type

The Words Hash 1241 according to Doggy Style

We all meet up at Dittiscombe, never been here so was interesting experience!!

JP came without a torch, not handy on a night hash.

Poor old Tyred Bunny was suffering from the Corona virus….. it was said he was a right moaning minnie. Anyway you can keep that bug.

Tim nice but dim, was named as ‘Nice Butt’ …. Nice Butt was last seen riding an Alpaca, possibly a good skill to have in Dittisham.

Blue Nun was allegedly sending everyone the wrong way, this was thought to be deliberate.
Pugsley tried to pull a fast one, running ahead of Nice Buns and Rizzo, compliments all around, actually  he needed a wee, then tried to make out he was tying his shoe lace, christ he must have a long one.
The Jerk was following Good Shag to the crossroads and take care sign, somehow Good shag made it Cafe.

Good Shag wearing long hair, overshot was reported say he wished he had hair that blew in the wind like that…. anyway the waking up app or stop cutting yours.
Overshot tricked Nice Butt into running up the hill.
Overshot had great joy telling me I was the scribe tonight…. overshot is a little bugger really,  i think he is looking more like Dimwit now. lol
Nice Buns was asked would you rather ‘run slowly and be beautiful or……. went for that option.
Boaty was wrestling with Good Shag and GS lost his pants.
Knockers and Gary Glitter were late coming in and Gnashers was worried about getting into the car…pacing up and down… it was thought he was having his tea cooked for him.

Rusty Bottom luckily saved Deadman walking from the wrong pub.
It was reported flage was fighting Dulux at the bar.
Jyde had the birthday song sang in good voice.

I haven’t spoken to my wife for 2 weeks ….. I cant get a word in.
Why do men die before their wives… because they want too.

Down Downs
Hares Morticia & Gomez
Nice Butt for Alpaca riding & naming
Overshot
Lazygit
Jyde & Flage for Birthdays

 

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