Hash 1122

Wrangaton Golf Club on 17/01/18


Circle Up at 19:30


Golf Links Road
Wrangaton
Devon
TQ10 9HJ


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Hash Information

On Down At: At Circle Up

Hare: Bell End
Hare: Hot Totty
RA: ReEntry
Scribe: Gomez
Dogs Allowed On Hash?: On Lead At Times

Hash Notes

Run 1122   Wrangaton Golf Club. Hares  Bell End, Hot Totty and Sticky Bush

After last week’s balmy weather arranged by MORTICIA and GOMEZ we were back to the usual winter rubbish, cold, wet and windy! Still, over 40 hardy hashers braved the elements to support the hares on their virgin lay.

I parked as close to the clubhouse as possible under strict instructions from MORTICIA and PUGSLEY. I had, allegedly, parked “a half a mile away” last time we were there. Only the disabled bays were closer and in to one of those swept THE JERK in his sports car. Apparently being disabled isn’t always physically obvious.

OVERSHOT called us to order, a virgin was introduced, a swimming instructor from Kingsbridge that TRAFFIC JAM , just back from terrorising Canada, had coerced into attending. Still, being able to swim well was useful in that weather! He seemed so enthusiastic, water on the brain perhaps?

Anyway after some blurb by the hares we were off. Within a couple of hundred yards or so we started to climb uphill. This was extremely punishing as the hill never seemed to end and the wind got stronger and colder so it was not surprising that a lot of folk peeled off to the left onto the walkers route. The driving rain had obviously got into GING GANGs brain and she forgot that she had agreed to stay with GOOLIE. Hence she was well ahead on the long/short whist GOOLIE turned off.

There was a lot of sodden bog. After that understatement it is easy to report that many hashers descended into it in various ungraceful ways. Three to my knowledge ended up waist deep – JYDE, BARBIE and NUTCRACKER. SQUASHED BALLS dived into gorse bush though for what reason he didn’t make clear. Apparently RUBBBERY also went over landing on his backside. This was due to his not paying attention whist changing the batteries in his torch for the first time in 5 years.

There was a cracking ‘Baileys’ stop manned by BELL END. The walkers arrived there so quickly that he hardly had time to set up shop which amazed him but not so much as HOT TOTTY who was resetting the last bit of trail and found herself harassed  by walkers who thought she was leading them home. ”I couldn’t get away from them” she exclaimed.  Last to get to the stop, just as BELL END had packed away to go, was VINDALOO and COWPAT. They had got lost again and probably need to be microchipped. BARBARELLA was no better. She had bought a compass along but it was still no help and the sweeping up by STICKY BUSH was labelled ‘clueless’.

Back at the on-down the hares proudly announced all had got back safely, ”we counted 43 out and 45 in”. Doesn’t inspire confidence does it? OVERSHOT pronounced himself The Winner, a claim hotly disputed by REAR ENTRY, JUST HORNY and DIMMERS.  AH SO was caught in the Ladies drying her backside with a hair dryer, meanwhile in the Gents BARBIE was flapping about for all to see. BARBARELLA was again no better as she had lost her underwear and had gone commando.I saw TWIN BUFFERS wringing out the pull cords of her hoodie. She had bent over her drink not realising that the cords were dangling in it.

REAR ENTRY was guest R.A and managed to get our attention, he awarded a 500 run T shirt to HEKKEL and we sang Happy Birthday (or something very vaguely similar) to MARTY, THE JERK and ,of course, COWPAT.

Down Downs were given to:

  • The Hares – BELL END and HOT TOTTY for a good virgin lay, very well marked
  • The virgin MALCOLM for insane enthusiasm
  • BARBARELLA for going commando. She tried to nominate but BARBIE did the dirty on her stating she wasn’t driving and had no reason to refuse. Wait ’til she got him home….
  • COWPAT for being a youthful birthday girl.
  • THE JERK for being old and disabled.

The Club was thanked and it was On On to California Cross.
On On
GOMEZ

Wrangaton Golf Club

Hash Location Notes

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The Words Hash 1108 according to Balls Deep

Overshot missed out his usual history of the area but gave us all a warning about the Wrangutang! 

The hash had it’s ups and downs(sorry! hill based humour)

The Hares collared anyone who strayed from the laid trail, Dead man walking was getting a bit touchy feely.

Dimwit mentioned Just Horny left him for dust on the downhill from the tor.

It all ended with Sticky Bush flashing Piddler in the car park and seems that Whisperer likes nothing more than to relax in a pool with a beer after his hashing.

Down downs went to Dead man walking for his hand holding, Rent boy for his birthday, the hares.

I’m sure there are things I’ve missed but on on to Salcombe. 

The relaxed and friendly atmosphere in the Clubhouse and Conservatory restaurant make it an ideal place to enjoy a delicious snack, drink or perhaps a traditional Sunday lunch to round off your day.  Our prices are reasonable and the food is delicious!
Follow these easy directions to find us ….
Directions from Plymouth

  1. Take the A38 heading towards Exeter
  2. Pass Ivybridge on the left and continue until you see the Shell Service Station
  3. Take next left for South Brent.  Take the right hand lane.  At the T junction turn right under the flyover
  4. Rejoin the A38 and take the first exit (Wrangaton Cross) signed Yealmpton and Ermington
  5. Keep in the right hand lane.  At junction turn right over the A38
  6. At the T junction turn left.  In 100 yards turn right at the Post Office – you will see signs for Wrangaton Golf Club
  7. At the next T junction turn left, and then immediately right in to Golf Links Road
  8. We are at the top of the lane

Directions from Exeter

  1. Take the A38 heading towards Plymouth
  2. Pass the turn for South Brent and look for the Shell Garage on your right.
  3. Take the next exit (Wrangaton Cross) signed Yealmpton and Ermington
  4. Keep in the right hand lane and turn right over the A38
  5. At the T junction turn left.  In 100 yards turn right at the Post Office – you will see signs for Wrangaton Golf Club
  6. At the next T junction turn left, and then immediately right in to Golf Links Road
  7. We are at the top of the lane

Wrangaton Golf Club,  Golf Links Road,  Wrangaton,  TQ10 9HJ
Telephone: 0136473001  / Pro Shop: 01364 72161   –  Email us


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