Hash 1159

Fisherman's Rest

Circle Up at 19:30 on 05/09/18

Fore Street
Aveton Gifford

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Information About This Hash

On Down At: At Circle Up

Hare: The Jerk
Hare: To Be Confirmed
Scribe: To Be Confirmed
Dogs Allowed On Hash?: On Lead At Times

Hash Details

Is the Tide in or Out? Will you get Muddy or Wet or both? You’ll See!

The Words according to Windy Puff

Too much of a good thing?

A hash at AG, hared by The Jerk, on low tide, can only lead to one thing; Shiggy. A whole estuary of it! – And so it did (and equally it didn’t) come as rather a surprise to see Ging-Gang at the end of the hash without a sign that we’d come across any mud at all.

For the rest of us, I rather expect we should really have been in possession of a dredging licence going on the amount we all took home. – We had gathered with a few notable attendees and absentees; – We were let off paying our pounds with Dimwit missing (until Overshot stepped in later on), apparently on his annual pilgrimage in search of his sense of humour. More frequent visits required perhaps?

Wetspot who’d not been seen for 9 months, after the first 1/4 mile muttered it’d be another 9. – Rather sensibly, all the slightly vertically challenged, Crackerjack, Crazy legs, Pocket Rocket, Gary Glitter, HT2, Must Get etc., hashers took a break knowing they’d be out of their depth.

Hot Totty glowing at 29wks was very much in the camp of, No; can’t go near mud. No; can’t go near bullocks (apparently they get a little bit excited about her bump?!

We were told tales of a 3 mile short, a 41/2 mile medium and a 6 mile long. But this was suspect straight away with The Jerk feebly apologising for leaving his GPS at home (along with the truth). – After half an hour the Mediums and Shorts were still thigh deep, going in opposite directions on the same bit of river barely 200 yards from the start. On the medium it was 50 minutes before we reached the 1st check. It was going to be a late one. – Numerous hashers got stuck in the gloop and were taking rather different approaches; – Traffic Jam got the chivalrous Jyde to her assistance.

Sticky Bush made sure her competitors didn’t get away and indulged in a bit of mud wrestling. – Olive realised the futility of it all, so once stuck, was beyond calling for aid, threw in the towel and was simply going to wait for the tide to come in. – Fish hooks seem to have become very fashionable of late. The honey moon period is defiantly over and ‘normal’ marital service resumed with Re-Entry ‘allowing’ Just Horney ahead and thus reaching the fish hook first and taking one for the team.

Other notable points; – Never have I seen dots on the waterski area signs in the middle of the river. – Derek with an odd request for a kayak, when there blatantly wasn’t any water. But also, safely leaving his car keys with someone before setting off, but then forgetting with whom upon his return! – Blue Nun loudly and continuously whining, moaning and groaning about the mud. I’ll refer you to my earlier comment; was it ever going to be anything other than a strong nomination for Shiggiest hash of the year…? – Whisperer with a very welcome sweetie stop.

Once returned to the Fishermans rest. – A glass was raised for Bogeyman and absent hashers. OnOn. – Down Downs were awarded to; – The hares; Whisperer and The Jerk. – Jyde for his 500 runs shirt. – Sticky Bush for her mud wrestling antics. – Barbarella for getting lost (who along with Lowt-Arse only just made it back in time to claim their mead). – And the wonderful naming of Rock Hard Stiffy! – Overall, a slightly long and extremely shiggy hash, but laid down one of South Hams most beautiful estuaries.

Thanks boys. OnOn to Cornwood

Fisherman's Rest

Location Notes

Dogs Inside Venue?: Dogs Allowed Inside
Venue: Public Venue
01548 550284


Hash 1228 The Words according to Bee Flicker

Well what a hash last night was, a lovely trail as said by many and very enjoyable too. The new GM Rear Entry certainly brought new things to hashing on his first hash as GM, not only a virgin came but also a trip to A+E for Dimmers. Rumour has it, he had an accident in a pothole but I think it was really a ploy so he could get out of running the long, and so he didn’t have to collect the money too, it was reported that Rear entry as trying to kill off hashers starting with dimmers, maybe dimmers was getting too quick for RE`s liking, lets hope Dimmers makes a speedy recovery,

We had the most amount of walkers we’ve ever had too, maybe the hills had something to do with that, or maybe it was because everyone was walking and looking for the trail after getting lost after losing the trail after the beer stop. Was this due to a dodgy trail, dead man walking and whisperer forgetting to lay the last part of the trail or too much alcohol, we will never know.

Things started going wrong right from the start when Pony Shafter left the lights on, on his car and left it open too which resulted in Disappointing semi`s knickers being missing and what made that worse was the fact that she needed them after deciding to have a wee down her leg.

It was reported that Gary Glitter also fell in a pothole too, was this the same pothole as mentioned earlier or are the south hams roads really that bad? They weren’t enough to ruin Sex Waxs day though as she was heard to be auditioning for stars in their eyes and breaking out into songs, for anyone who missed that, maybe we will get a re run at the Christmas party weekend.

Meaty whore was naughty too, he kicked a check out the wrong way and once he realised his mistake he went and followed the correct route, WITHOUT correcting the check or telling anyone which resulted in EVERYONE going the wrong way, apparently, so it was said to me…. this was GAFFAS fault, everything is Gaffas fault, even when he is not there, its his fault, i thought this was a bit harsh but probably true so i wont mention any names as to who told me (pony shafter) gaffa also became a hero to the harriettes and led them to safety and didn’t moan once…

This brings me to the virgin Rachael, she was warned about how us hashers are crazy and dance on tables naked, this didn’t put her off though as her reply was how she will ” fit in very well then” it sounds like we have something to look forward too in the future, something we need to remember for a future naming maybe.

Thank you squashballs for another great RA and for the resume

Down downs were awarded to:

Sex wax for her amazing howling/singing
Dissapointing  semi for 2 infractions
virgin Rachel for her first hash and her confession,
Hares dead man walking and whisperer

On the subject of down downs, would Sex wax like to explain what happened to half of her down down and explain the empty glass which soon became half full too, was some cheating going on? oooooh the shame….. shameeeeeeeeeeeee

And finally i have to mention…. there might be a special Christmas cake at the Brixham weekend, it wasn’t meant to be a cake, it was meant to be a Christmas pudding that turned into a Christmas cake with STIR FRY ingredients, … I’m guessing something went slightly wrong there Sticky bush… a story id love to hear.

A big thank you to everyone who came to the rescue and did what they needed to do in the event of Dimmers accident, its great to know we are all in safe hands when things go wrong.


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There’s a large free car park (The Timbers) on the opposite side of the roundabout to the pub.  Take the turning to the tidal road.  We normally circle up in this car park. The Tidal road cuts off the way towards Bigbury and IS too deep to drive through when the tide’s in.

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